Writer's Block

So I keep thinking I need to write more here. Yes, if you have read this at all you are thinking - "Duh, you don't rarely write here, but you are so funny and relevant." Ha ha okay so you might be thinking some version of that. But anywho, throughout the day I have all these funny things that I think I need to write about and formulate in my head but when I finally have a chance to write it down, I can't remember a damn thing. Not even a subject, let alone the hilarious content I had worked out. So what to do. I keep thinking I should write down the subject or something and get back to it but alas it hasn't happened. Well we shall see. Hopefully I can start remembering because I crack myself up all the time and I would like to share and get it on paper, er, or virtual paper as a blog seems to be. Wish me luck or send some of that memory herb - if I could remember what it is I would have put that down - would have been funnier.